THE CELEBRATED AXEMAN

Retired, retired? What do you mean?

Unretire that lazy has-been

Get him back in the saddle, get him back on his horse

If you need to use force

Just get him out of that home

And get me Harri on the phone.

 

The celebrated Axeman’ll give me the facts

You may need to bleed him to the max

I wanna know what he knows, get me all the gen, I want a blow by blow.

 

Harri calls back with more to relate

He tried to spring Yurri back in Ninety-eight

It looked like the right time, and okay, I was broke

I’d turned into a soak

What I want don’t come free

I need him just as much as he needs me.

 

The celebrate Axeman’ll be recognised

So, he had to go in in disguise

In through the garden, and over the wall, 

passed security men.

 

Interlude by Yurri

Who would want to hear my Swansong

A fading star of a decade long gone

Still the insecurities loom

And age is the elephant in the room

The next new kid on the block is already to rock.

 

He wasn’t going to take any notice of me

Nothing I could say would make him see

He said he was run-down, said he couldn’t survive

Yet another comedown

He said his brain was fried

too many of my young dudes died.

 

The celebrated Axeman called it a day

A bit bemused, mind in a fog

And as he went to leave, he stole Curli the guard-dog.

 

 We’ve got to get in to get him out.