Grand Prix
The seed of greed is sown again
Antique or unique, that’s the name of the game
degree by ever increasing degree
desire fuels the hedonistic spree
All eyes on the Grand Prix
The Big Prize - Surprise surprise
Eyes wider than wide - at The Big Prize
One time related ancestors told the story
two timing suffocated contesters vie for glory
there is a mean streak
the inevitable green streak
running through cast and crew
turn up their noses, tut at the tat
awaiting proposes well, how about that.
The Big Prize - Surprise surprise
Eyes wider than wide - at The Big Prize
All eyes on the Big Prize
Under the hammer, going for a song
Oh what a prize lot I’ve got my eyes on.
The innocent silky milky maid
the not so innocent uncouth youth
the spinster peeking through hands amazed
and the widower seeking the expert truth
Is it fake or is it antique
Pastiche or fantastique
Cheap as chips or Lalique
Common as muck or tres chic
The deliverer of views, the giver of news
Just once in a blue blue moon
Spies a prize that was missed by car-boot eyes
It’s only worth a small fortune
The Big Prize - Surprise surprise
Eyes wider than wide - at The Big Prize
All eyes on the Big Prize