DEBACLE IN THE RETIREMENT HOME PART (i)
How to get in, to get him out
Let’s have some ideas, tell me what you’ve got
Harri’s disguise must be worth a try
I’d like to pretend to be someone I’m not.
As luck would have it Harri had a plan
He called up Charli with his ambulance
Ex-Edwin Shirley, used to be his game
King of the Road, he dreams of doing it again.
He’s looking for adventure and whatever comes his way
You scratch my back I’ll scratch yours; I’ll have my job back when Yurri tours.
When Archi sees Donni, dressed up in disguise
It brings it all back, she can’t believe her eyes
Security, security, stop that man. Donni and Xavvi ran.
Archi goes for Donni, all guns blazing
There’s no holds barred, as she weighs in
Devil in her eyes, all Hell-raising, as she lays in.
Oi you, she cries, I want no more lies
What brings you back to the scene of the crime
Curli’s the best guard dog I ever had
Not much to look at but he was all mine.
In the chaos of battle, he makes his escape
Legs it with Xavvi, they run away and hide
I’ve a cunning plan to get her off my back
She’s doing my head in I have to confide.
Get you kit off, put on this disguise
I’ll be you and you’ll be me
She’s bound to think that you’re Harri now
It’s genius, it’s fool proof, just you wait and see.
Xavvi reluctantly has to agree, It’s the only way to extricate us
And so the latest debacle in the home comes to a brief hiatus.