ALL THE WAY TO CEDAR LITE
If you get stuck in the maze today, the phrase to say is to praise the way
That thread can be used, the dead pan abused, you won’t be confused
And you’ll never lose, the best way out.
At every twist and tortured turn, you should learn to spurn the burn
Leave it alone and you will come home, but a snag in the line from the wag with the fine features
Could summon the Minotaur and his evil creatures.
Look right, look left, look right again, if all is clear, cross over the Rubicon
Turn right, turn left, turn right again, if all goes well, the threat‘ll be gone.
Third floor – Soft Furnishings.
Feel your bodice rip, with a modest grip, mend with a jubilee clip, yippee
Hang on to the thread, keep a clear head, have both eyes on the web, you’ll see
Follow the skirting board and the circuit board will reveal the way
Of the dado rail, that Dead-Eye male supremo thought was out of your scope
But was there for the making, wherefore forsaking the art of taking in a secret rope
The labyrinth was a patchwork quilt, of very odd uneven pieces built
Mortal men could only gaze, phased by the maze
(But the wallpaper raper, the screensaver raver), could not halt our hero
(No laser or maser or sonar or phaser) Could help a half-wit to outwit our Theo.
So, if you get stuck in the maze today, there’re ways to pay to erase the haze
of the games Dead-Eye plays, with the Labyrinth craze, so leave him alone
and you’ll always find the best way home.