Bacchus Up

Listening to the radio and watching the TV                                                    

What’s this modern music ever done for me

Why do I keep hearing things can only get better                                                        

It’s more like a dreaded curse with things just getting worse

And don’t knock the rock of yesteryear

just block this schlock, and make it disappear.

 

What’s wrong with nostalgia, what’s wrong with living in the past                                          

Let’s future-proof this Golden Egg, we’ve got to make it last

Isn’t everybody doing it, “You Tubing” it and viewing it

I’m sure there’s money to be made before they ruin it

So let’s see who’s out there of the original cast,

I want names, I want numbers, and make it fast.

 

We’ve got to get the band back together again

We’ve got to get these guys back in the game

We’ve got to get the band back together again

If they can stand without a Zimmer frame                                          

 

I want an APB on every VIP                                                                                                  

I want the word from the herd, and the beat from the street

So, Google Yurri, and there are calls to be made

Has he got the balls or is he afraid?

                       

Keep your little fingers crossed, we can get the whole damned clan                                        

Say a prayer that no-one died, and sabotaged the plan

I want MTV, I want Netflix, and get me front page news,

I want Spotify and iTunes, I want all five star revues

So promise them anything, promise the earth

Who cares these days what a promise is worth.

 

We’ve got to get the band back together again

We’ve got to get these guys back in the game

We’ve got to get the band back together again

I want a second 15 minutes of fame.                                       

 

Let’s give the kids, who think they’re alright                                                                           

Something to write home about,

Something to witter on, to tweet on twitter on.

Something to make them scream and shout.